Funny Review of Cowboys’ New Stadium

Thanks to RobotWisdom for the link:

As a child of a generation raised on television, I cannot help but regard Telemanjaro as the pinnacle of human achievement. I felt a strong compulsion to worship Telemanjaro and to buy the products it advertised to stay in its favor.

Anyone who visits Dallas should make a pilgrimage to see Telemanjaro, no matter how many organs you must sell to afford Jerry’s ticket prices. Fun fact: As much as two-thirds of your liver can grow back if removed.

The TV hangs above the players and weighs 660 tons, which initially made me fear that an accident might crush more than a dozen pampered millionaires to a fine paste.

But I realized quickly that Telemanjaro loves us and would not harm us, as long as we keep watching.

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